Friday, August 21, 2009

Bra talk

Mr Nell was hiding behind the paper the other day while the belles discussed their figures. After enduring about half an hour of lingerie discussions he poked his head over the top of his paper and said.
'What you need is a sheepdog bra.'
They all stared at him for a moment then he added 'Rounds things up and points them in the right direction.'
I was telling my Mom about this on the phone the same night. When she'd stopped laughing she said, 'Or they could get a biblical bra like mine - all is safely gathered in.'
No wonder Mr Nell often says he's going to leave home and live in the tourer.

5 comments:

Julie Cohen said...

LOL!

Judy Jarvie said...

I very much like the sound of Mr Nell. Rent him out for his own radio show, he'd be fab.

Laura Hamby said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I can't wait to tell Mr. Laura that one!

Biddy said...

Fabulous!! Mr Nell was always high in my estimation and now he is evene higher!

Julie Day said...

That is so good. Never heard of that one before. Where does he get those quips from? A good laugh to start the week off.