Here are a few more Aynuk and Ayi jokes - thanks to Yampy for these.
Aynuk and Ayli stop to look at the stars swaying, on their way home after a night out.
"It meks yer yed reel when yow think about infinity" says Aynuk. "Fer instance, what's the highest number in the universe?"
Ayli's brows furrow with the magnitude of the question.
"Er, that'd be a trillion or summat, wouldn't it?" he replies at last.
"Ah-ha!" says Aynuk triumphantly "but worrabaht a trillion and one?"
"Ar, fair play ter yer" concedes Ayli "but I wor far off, was I?"
Aynuk decides its about time he got himself fit and decided to take up jogging. One day while he was out jogging, he noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road.
He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and continued on his way.
When he gets to the end of his jog, he happens to see Ayli sitting outside the pub, doing his training, downing a pint.
Ayli looks at old Aynuk standing there huffing and puffing, red faced and doubled up.
"What am then big bulges yove got in your shorts?" he asked.
"Tennis balls," pants Aynuk
"Yow poor sod " said Ayli,. "Our kid they must be really hurting, no wonder yome in agony,
I once had tennis elbow and I know the pain was unbearable."
Aynuk and Ayli are in the chemists:
"Ar'd steer clear of that bum deodorant if ah wuz yow Ayli, it day 'arf cum sharp".
"Tharray bum deodorant Aynuk, it's normal stick deodorant fer under yer arms".
"Well ah guh ter the foot of our stairs. I onny follered the instructions day I? It sez on the side 'PUSH UP BOTTOM' "